I am so in love with you.

accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr

ecstasysmom:


Someone should check on Flo

ecstasysmom:

Someone should check on Flo

dunkindont:

ALMOST THE SAME

dunkindont:

ALMOST THE SAME

rosaparking:

i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster

unclefather:

why must we play god

unclefather:

why must we play god

kirstielovesart:

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

neighborhoodfreakk:

Me: *at a white persons house*
Friend: my moms making dinner.. Spaghetti with ketchup
Me: my mom said I gotta come home right now immediately

guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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18004206969:

Yes. I’d like some bird seeds, thank you. and how long does it usually take for the birds to grow.