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Morgan. 19 (cis she/her).

September 2, 2014 at 12:04pm
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Reblogged from eatmyselffit
shamblingshitpickle:

bonesdry:

benfoldsone:

AST BEST




just do it

shamblingshitpickle:

bonesdry:

benfoldsone:

AST BEST

just do it

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1:14am
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1:13am
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saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

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1:12am
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weloveshortvideos:

Walk Into School On The 1st Day Like..

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1:10am
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confessionsofadirectioner:

This will always be one of my favourite posts.

confessionsofadirectioner:

This will always be one of my favourite posts.

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1:06am
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budpest:

when people say u look hungover and u are

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1:04am
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809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

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1:02am
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j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

image

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1:01am
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12:59am
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beyoncempire:

jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

this is so ironic considering every post jakemalik made had a picture of him on it

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12:58am
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Reblogged from catazoid

x-file:

catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

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12:58am
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Reblogged from coolben94

Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

12:58am
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Reblogged from theawesomeadventurer
theawesomeadventurer:

I hope y’all find some chill on this fine sunday

theawesomeadventurer:

I hope y’all find some chill on this fine sunday

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12:33am
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If I don’t talk to you and ignore you. Take the hint.

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12:32am
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edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…