nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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That awkward moment when you’re trying to get emotional support from your boyfriend and he texts you “be right back, getting a haircut”

I’m sorry I’m being so down tonight. It’s just been a rough few days. Feel free to message me please

Have you ever tried to make something or do something and it just turns out horribly wrong and you just look at it with pain in your eyes and just disgust and disapproval because you’re so disappointed?

That’s how my parents look at me.

lol

Sept. 17 1:10 pm

justice4mikebrown:

Tagged: #ferguson

bogmoth:

"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god

mydogsnokes:

if the whole bible was written by a guy named Flobots do you think people would still be taking it seriously

punkables:

emoplantblogger:

punkables:

"yo pass me the weed",

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you’re welcome

I’ve eaten this before and it’s so gross

wow seaweed’s got some haters

amateurcatalyst:

animefrank:

so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction

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however when my pizza arrived i got this

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no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david

HAIL JEHOVAH

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ji-bril:

listen………

detrea:

The premise of minimum wage, when it was introduced, was that a single wage earner should be able to own a home and support a family. That was what it was based on; a full time job, any job, should be able to accomplish this.

The fact people scoff at this idea if presented nowadays, as though the people that ring up your groceries or hand you your burgers don’t deserve the luxury of a home and a family, is disgusting.